(Forum Game) Corrupt Wishes

[Keiko]

A fun little forum game from several forums. Here's how it works. I make a wish, then the next poster grants it, but screws it up some way.

Example:
I wish I had a million dollars!
Granted, you now have a million sand dollars!

After that, Person 2 were to make another wish, and have the next poster screw it up. That's how it goes!

If you're creative you'll make this game a lot of fun XD

Here goes! I wish for a glass of water.

[Mosley]

Granted, but the glass is actually one of those burger king promotional glowing LOTR goblets.
And then, uhh, something bad happens.

I wish I had my own private jet.

[skayte]

Granted. Have fun with a paper jet.

I wish I could run insanely fast (like across water fast)

[Komos]

Granted. Might be hard to keep your legs on though, tell me when they stop.

I wish I could see through walls.....

[Keiko]

But you're completely blind after you used them! D:

I wish I had something to do.

[Komos]

Here I am.

I wish pigs could fly....That would be cool....

[Mosley]

Pigs learn to fly. AWESOME RIGHT? Oh wait, one of them contracts Bird Flu and mutates it so that it can be transferred into humans.

Everyone dies.

I wish I sold my Exxon stocks 3 years ago.

[Komos]

Done. Too bad their stock dropped one MILLION points, so you ended up paying them. Seriously, how the hell are you on the computer right now you poor hobo?

I wish I had a decent stereo system.

[RedLight]

Your system is granted. Unfortunately, I forgot to bring the sub woofers.

I wish I was Taller

[Komos]

SON OF A BITCH ><

Done. Too bad there isn't any air in space. Say Hi to God for me.

I wish I had teh best computer in teh world.

[Keiko]

Rumble Fighter can't run on it. DAMMIT!

I wish I had a cookie.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but the store was closed so I just found some under my couch......I think there supposed to be green.....

I wish I could go on a vacation.

[Komos]

Welcome to hell Zombie. The best place for Saunas.

I wish AIDS had never been contracted by humans.

[Kekki]

Granted Hope you like the center of the earth.


I wish for 100 HOT Naked Women Who love and adore me and do nothing but dance and don't have to be fed or payed....=D

[Komos]

Kekki has failed. Twice.

Have fun with all your Shemales.

I wish I could kill 6 people in the world without consequences.

[Kekki]

I SAID WOMEN DAMNIT NOT SHEMALES



The three you kill have to be loved ones =D

[Mosley]

Granted Hope you like the center of the earth.


I wish for 100 HOT Naked Women Who love and adore me and do nothing but dance and don't have to be fed or payed....=D

Nothing else? some fantasy...

[Kekki]

ISN'T IT EVERYBODY'S DREAM?...Well besides ruleing the Universe:D:

[Komos]

I'd rather have them do other things. And I said six.... And Shemales techinically ARE women.

[KruSuPhy]

Lol Where did the Wishes go?

I wish I could wish an uncorruptable wish.

[Kekki]

Of cours then it has to kill you or a loved one in anyway...

[Blueblur]

I wish i was faster than sonic.

[Komos]

Ok, just don't expect your body to hold up to the G-Forces. Or ever stop. Have fun with a broken spine!

I wish this world had no idiots.

[Kekki]

Ok, just don't expect your body to hold up to the G-Forces. Or ever stop. Have fun with a broken spine!

I wish this world had no idiots.

Hope you like a world of Old sex offenders...



I wish I I had 10000000 Wishes for ANYTHING I want...:rolleyes:

[KruSuPhy]

granted but each one is corrupted in a way words cannot explain.

I wish i had pie.

[Keiko]

A pie to tha face for you!

I wish I didn't have this stomachache x.x;

[Mosley]

Yo no longer have a stomach ache. You do however have AIDS.

I wish I could chew nails. Like the ones they build houses with,

[KruSuPhy]

Granted. but a lonely whore wanders by one day and gives YOU Aids, while eating nails.

I wish... I didn't have a pie to the face.

[Sieg121]

Granted, I just shot you in the neck instead. Enjoy death. :D

I wish...I could create time paradoxes.

[Keiko]

@ Mos: SONUFVA...!

Ontopic: Oh no you didn't! You can't do that! The future will change! You'll create a wish paradox! (In other words, you're stopped MGS style.)

I wish those noodles I had earlier didn't have that much chilli @_@ (I like spicy but THAT WAS TOO MUCH IN ONE SERVING!)

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but now chili never existed along with every other known spice and mexico is now known most for the ball in a cup toy.


I wish I had a state of the art computer to replace the one I have now.

[Mosley]

Your brand new computer arrives in the mail.
OOPS! VISTA!

I wish I was better at hacky sack.

[RedLight]

wish Granted....unfortunately no 1 is around for u to play with.

I wish I lost weight.

[Komos]

Congrats, you now don't exist! At least you weight nothing!

I wish I had perfect Vision

[skayte]

Granted, but you have perfect vision in black and white.

I wish I could visit my gf in canada now instead of waiting till december =/

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but you walk in on her playing "twister" with a couple of the towns firefighters......


I wish I could get rid of this cold.

[skayte]

Thats cold.....

you get rid of it, but get food poisoning afterwards.

I wish I had about.... $100,000 right now.

[Keiko]

You get 100,000 Sand Dollars! :D

I wish I had some CLEAN water IN A BOTTLE, IN MY HANDS, THAT WON'T SLIP OUT ANF SMASH MY FOOT.

[Sephiroth352]

Unfortunately, the bottle is sergically attached to your hand.

i wish I was the best halo 3 player in the world.

[skayte]

And thats the only thing you'll do for the rest of your life. No other games, no nothing. Just halo.

I wish I had 100,000 american (or canadian at that...) dollars.

[Komos]

Congrats, you have 100k in stocks and bonds that mature in 50 years. So you don't get them till 2058.

I wish I ruled the world =D

[Sieg121]

Granted but now Fatal1ty comes and kicks your ass.

Everyone laughs at you and then goes back home.

I wish...I had the ability to MAKE YOU STOP POSTING UNDER ME.

[Blueblur]

Granted; But you do not know how to use the ability.

I wish someone could gift me Fire Charger. :D

[RedLight]

granted. unfortunately this only exist in your mind and whats really happening is that you chemically combusted.

I wish I had a Giant Doughnut.

[KruSuPhy]

Granted. That Doughnut rolls over you and you now look like a pancake.

I wish I was level 38473847 on RF.

[Mosley]

Granted. Unfortunately BlueBlur submits doctored screen shots of your character supposedly rclimbing, and you are promptly banned.

I wish I could rumble without crippling lag.

[RedLight]

Wish granted. But and unexpected blue screen crashes your computer thus messing up your perfect game.

I wish I had the abilty to fly

[Blueblur]

Granted. Unfortunately BlueBlur submits doctored screen shots of your character supposedly rclimbing, and you are promptly banned.

I wish I could rumble without crippling lag.

Am i the mascot for snitching?


And at above; You fly, but die from suffocation of little air from above.

I wish I was the top player in Rf.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but you promptly die of a heart attack :(

I wish i had some cake.

[Blueblur]

Granted; But you die from obecity.

I wish i was never able to die.

[Komos]

Granted, but now your in the middle of the ocean starving, dehydrated, drowned, and still alive.

I wish Angelina Jolie was my girl =D

[RedLight]

granted. but you got HIV from having to much sex.

I wish I knew muay thai (In real life)

[Keiko]

But it's pretty much useless because you can't use it since nobody has done an attack on you.

I wish I had some more Strawberry Lemonade...

[RedLight]

granted. but before you took a sip you were mugged on the street.

I wish I was invisible

[Komos]

Granted. I'd say your nad's were too, but it was before. So.....Now your thought to be a Ghost. And who did they call? GHOST BUSTERS.

I wish I had 100 TB's of storage on my comp.

[Kekki]

Granted but you have a 1mb Graphic card and 2mb of ram....and you can't get a new comp or replace any of your stuff....NO RF FOR YOU

I wish EVERYTHING is my Imagination came true and could not be messed up...BY ANYTHING

[Keiko]

But your imagination's ALREADY screwed up in your head to begin with!

I wish Night City would work for me <_<

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now every other map doesn't work.

I wish I had a million sand dollars.

[Mosley]

granted. but you got HIV from having to much sex.
Oh yeah, real original.

[RedLight]

hahahaha. I had nothing to think of so HIV popped up.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but SpongeBob shows up as a representative of the ocean and bitch slaps you for killing so many sand dollars.



I wish I had a taco.

[Keiko]

But it's not chicken or beef....WTF IS IT?!

I wish I can go back to the Amateur server so I can start winning <_<

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now amateur is the only server, so you'll still keep losing.

I wish I had AIDS.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but you make a miraculous recovery and become the first person to survive AIDS......unfortunatly you couldn't survive that bus.......


I wish I had a Delorean.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but the breaks fail and you get t-boned by a bus.

I wish I could get hit by a bus.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but at the last second the bus gets T-boned by a Delorean and your saved by centimeters.....sadly the incident caused a stamped and you were trampled to death......


I wish I had a cup of tea.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but it's laced with a leathel amount of acid, and you get stuck in a permatrip. Have fun with that ;)

I wish I was black.

[RedLight]

Granted good luck walking down the street.

I wish I was an assassin

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, You however have zero training and are killed on your first hit.....you also get the title of worst assassin ever.....


I wish I was a turnip.

[Komos]

Your eaten by a horse, who then craps you out and you are stepped on by the Queen of England, who decrees you to be the worst turnip ever and you are banished from Britain for ever.

I wish we had World Peace.

[Blueblur]

Granted; But without chaos there would be no fighting which means no RF.

I wish i could finish my homework in two seconds.

[Komos]

Congrats, but you broke the tip of your pencil. And there isn't a pencil sharpner in 300 miles.

I wish I didn't need to go to the bathroom. Such a waste of time >.>

[Kekki]

Granted ,but now you're pluralized from the waist down and so you can go to the bathroom FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

Now I wish for 100000000 Astros and Still have RF downloaded and have a RF account and I got them legally.:)

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but the RF server crashes, erasing all user data, making everyone start from scratch.
I wish I was telepathic.

[Kekki]

Okay ,but each time you use your power it's a HUGE strain on your brain so it explodes.


I wish for Google astros and I got them from OGPlanet for free and they're legally and The RF server Could NEVER crash and I still have RF downloaded and I have a RF account.

[Mosley]

Granted ,but now you're pluralized from the waist down and so you can go to the bathroom FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
How would the fact that theres two of him prevent him from using the bathroom?

[Sephiroth352]

Okay ,but each time you use your power it's a HUGE strain on your brain so it explodes.


I wish for Google astros and I got them from OGPlanet for free and they're legally and The RF server Could NEVER crash and I still have RF downloaded and I have a RF account.

Granted, but then a random nuke gets launched, causing a nucleur halocaust, thereby killing the internet forever.

I wish I was superman.

[Blueblur]

Wish granted; But all of a sudden kryptonite falls from the sky. And kills you.

[RedLight]

you forgot I wish Blue?

[Kekki]

Okay I wish for the world to live by my rules na dit can not be destroyed and everyone loved me and ruled under me and I have ALL the power.

[RedLight]

Granted. Unfortuantely death takes its toll due to old age.

I wish this forum was famous.

[ZombieBreath]

"Granted, world peace abounds and everyone is happy.....until the mole men burst from the ground and slaughter you for your peaceful propaganda and start the world over again they way they see fit." - mine was funnier....sigh fine I'll do red lights wish instead.... -_-

Granted, but the forum becomes so famous that every Forum Troll in the world takes up residence here and the only posts anyone can see are things like: I are teh 1337357 joo are teh dumb lolololololo, after a while the server gives up and explodes and the forum is killed.


I wish I had a Lotus Blossom tree in my backyard.

[RedLight]

Granted, world peace abounds and everyone is happy.....until the mole men burst from the ground and slaughter you for your peaceful propaganda and start the world over again they way they see fit.


I wish I had a Lotus Blossom tree in my backyard.

K this goes to who?

[ZombieBreath]

K this goes to who?

It went to the one that you did but you got yours in first I fixed it please continue from my wish.....



I wish I had a Lotus Blossom tree in my backyard.

[RedLight]

Granted. But a huge storm cloud was over your house and a bolt of lightning struck your tree setting it on fire and you could do nothing but cry knowing that it was your favorite tree since childhood.

Y would you say such things about this forum XD

I wish I had a vineyard

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but the grapes you produce are the foulest most sour grapes in the history of wine, they are so bad every wine drinker in the world loses his taste for all wine. You go bankrupt and the vines come to life and strangle you.


I wish I still had my original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Action Figures.

[RedLight]

granted. Now what?

I wish I had 100 bowling pins setup so I can run into it

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but when you hit them, you spontaniously combust, and die.

I wish I had the skill to win the Moonlight Valley 1v1 tourney.

[ZombieBreath]

"Granted, have a fun time in your comma." -FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU stop posting before me!!!!!!


Granted, The game deletes itself you win by default.


I wish I had Gundam Deathscythe Hell to cruise around the neiborhood in.

[RedLight]

granted. but you spot an epyon gundam thus losing the battle against him.

haha you took tha spontaniously combust thing from me XD

I wish the rules of death no longer apply

[Blueblur]

Sorry about my last post with no wish.

Granted; But the world get's to overpopulated and we all die from no space? (Idk)

I wish i had the shonen jump code.

[ZombieBreath]

"Granted, Hitler never died nazi's rule the world and you suddenly have this burning sensation as your thrown into the furnace for none blond haired blue eyed people." - MOTHER F#$@%@#$@@#$%@#$@#$%@ this has to stop!!!!

Granted, you got one of the many many many losing codes.....at least it was free.


I wish we lived in the universe of one of my favorite animes, Outlaw Star.

[RedLight]

granted. Now what happens?

I wish giant food was made

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but then the whole universe gets sucked into a black hole, and we all die.

I wish I had pyrokinesis.

[RedLight]

Granted. But what purpose do you have now?

I wish black holes never existed

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, one opens up randomly behind your house and sucks you into a demension of horrors so unspeakable I dare not speak of it......


I wish pigs could fly.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now everything is covered in pig shit.

i wish I had a use for my pyrokinesis.

[Blueblur]

Granted; You burn yourself up.


I wish the poster below me gifted me and had no excuse not to gift me and no corrupt wish would stop them.

[RedLight]

Granted. But little that you know you cant stop the corrupt wishing.

I wish white is a must wear color after labor day(That make sense?)

[Blueblur]

Granted; But white has become the new black, so everybody wears black.

I wish I was mental.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, WELCOME TO THE SOUTH CAROLINA MENTAL INSTITUTE FOR A RICHER MENTAL FUTURE!!! A hint they serve pie on Thursdays, but only if your quick.


I wish I could meet God.

[Komos]

Fuck you Zombie. Stealing my wish granting >.>

You meet him, and he sends you to hell.

I wish I had a flatscreen monitor

[Blueblur]

Granted; But the moniter just cracks in half.

I wish komos name is kosmos [lol]

[ZombieBreath]

Don't get testy with me komos you know how many times I had to fix a wish tonight!!!!!

Granted, Komos is now Kosmos a highly advanced robotic lifeform....and is now a woman.....


I wish that komos got told off for being rude to me. XD

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Have fun living in a padded room for the rest of your life.

I wish children were smarter.

[Blueblur]

Granted; But you had to convert your religeon to beleive that.

I wish kosmos name was still kosmos.

[RedLight]

Granted. But that would be a bad thing.(Maybe I shouldnt have granted that wish)

I wish Satan didnt exist

[ZombieBreath]

Don't get testy with me komos you know how many times I had to fix a wish tonight!!!!!

Granted, Komos is now Kosmos a highly advanced robotic lifeform....and is now a woman.....


I wish that komos got told off for being rude to me. XD
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[RedLight]

Granted. well that wish is already corrupt.

I wish Zombie was Zombie gramps

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, I have arthritis now ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY!?!?!?!?


I wish I had Omnipotence.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now life isn't an better.

i wish i could come up with an earthshattering wish.

[Blueblur]

Granted; You now die because no earth.


I wish i was dead.

[RedLight]

Granted. now that your dead can I rob your grave?

I wish people would stop posting so fast

[ZombieBreath]

Granted the earth splits in half and rockets into the sun which in turn explodes and destroys ever spec of life in a 3 billion lightyear radius.


I wish I was able to walk on my hands.

[Blueblur]

Granted; But your hands break and you can not walk at all.

I wish zombie would gift me something,.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, except for the me gifting you something part.


I wish people would go look at another thread for five minutes after they post here so we can play the game right.

[RedLight]

Granted. but whos gonna listen?

I wish we didnt have to start over

[Blueblur]

Granted; We didn't start over.
I wish zomibe would gift me MOAR./

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. But a random cat dies.

i wish hippies were real.

[RedLight]

Granted. But it happned already.

I wish we didnt have to breathe air.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now we all suffocate from not breathing.

i wish all drugs were legal.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but now no one wants to do drugs anymore....


I wish I gave a rats ass.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but who are you giving it to?

i wish i had a rat's ass.

[RedLight]

Granted. but your holding half a rat ewww....

I wish this thread would stop XD

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now it dies.

I wish I had a million posts on this forum, full of vital information.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but they are all only 1 word each so to get anything vital out of them you have to put them together yourself.


I wish more than 3 people would post here.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but why?

I wish hell was real.

[RedLight]

Not granted. Funny isnt it the first not granted post

I wish my wish wasnt granted

[Blueblur]

Granted; You don't have a wish.

I wish seph would gift me.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but I don't gift you the way you want me to....

I wish someone gifted me capo for free.

[RedLight]

Granted but gms consider it a gift frm a hacker thus losing it and your account.

I wish that a wish was a wish made by a wish

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but the wish had AIDS, so now all wishes have AIDS.

I wish.....for......more wishes.

[Blueblur]

Granted.

I wish that seph would gift me.

[Sephiroth352]

Not Granted.

i wish pokemon were real.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but now 10 year olds roam the country with sub standard education trying to catch pokemon.......


I wish pokemon were real when I was 10. =P

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now you don't exist on this forum, because of your subpar education, since all you think about is catching pokemon.

I wish gundams were real.

[Kekki]

Granted, but now you don't exist on this forum, because of your subpar education, since all you think about is catching pokemon.

I wish gundams were real.


I don't wanna sound stupid ,but what is and gundames and I'm to lazy to google it...



I wish no one could corrupt my wishes and I could still have future wishes...

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but you just got HIV randomly.

i wish there was real, solid proof that god existed.

[Kekki]

Granted, but you just got HIV randomly.

i wish there was real, solid proof that god existed.


Then he tells us all the meaning of life is dieing and we all going into one great depression as a universe .



I wish that I randomly just found the cures to HIV,Cancer,Diabetes,and the common cold. And also didn't I wish no more of my wishes could be corrupted...

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Happy?

I wish you would marry me.

[Kekki]

Oooooooooookay ,but Im not sticking ANYTING ANYWERE anyway...


I wish I wasn't married to Seph...

[Sephiroth352]

Not Granted.

I wish I could stick something somewhere.

[Kekki]

Nothing near me..o_O...BTW are you a Guy or Girl?


I wish I knew if seph was a girl or not.

[Kekki]

Were did Seph go?D:

[ZombieBreath]

Not granted, life is a mystery so take a chance and see where he sticks something....

I wish I had airline jet wings for arms.

[RedLight]

Granted. but there to heavy for you to carry.

I wish there was a wish that made my wish seem like a real wish.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, your still alive after making a wish on this thread ITS A MIRACLE!!!


I wish my nose would stop running.

[Blueblur]

Granted; You caught it before it ran outside.

I wish rumble fighter would have better updates.

[Sieg121]

Granted, however you explode in the process due to the update's awesomeness! XD

I wish, liek I had mudkipz.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but you get sucked into a random black hole and die.

I wish i was 1337.

[Keiko]

You indeed turn into the number "1337" GASP.

I wish I had some almonds.

[RedLight]

granted. But you get an allergic reaction to it.

I wish Macbooks were cheaper

[Kekki]

Granted ,but now the Internet imploded.


I wish for that big jurk austin to disapate into thin air...

[RedLight]

I dont know him but granted. eh I dunno how to messu p this wish.

I wish time machines made you travel somewhere random

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but you go back to when the planet was still a ball of magma, and burn to death.

I wish I was president.

[Kekki]

Granted ,but you screw up worst than Bush and the U.S and everyone in the world eats you...DIBS THE ARM.


I wish I can eat posions of any kind and live.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but while the poisons cant kill you anymore you still feel the effects of each one have being paralyzed, blind, cold, hot, and in extreme pain for the rest of your life.


I wish I had a toilet made of solid gold.

[RedLight]

Granted. But now that you got your toilet your to scared to take a dump in it.

I wish gangs were dead...

[Kekki]

Granted ,but I got nothing...


I wish I had a fairy god parent to grant me wishes with no rules.

[RedLight]

Granted. and his name is cosmo

I wish that a wish was made up by a wish causing the other wish to turn into the first wish.

[Sieg121]

Granted, however, I say stfu already! and stab you. XD

I wish...that my wish was corrupted.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted.

I wish I had more NDS games.

[RedLight]

Granted. no way to corrupt someone who loves his NDS.

I wish something would blow up that 100 feet away from this computer

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Congratulations, you just killed a bus full of children.

I wish I had some acid right now.

[RedLight]

granted. now that you messed up your body what now?

I wish that there was someway to kill a president without being caught

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, HAPPY DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY HUNTING SEASON!!!! too bad your country disowned you right after you did it......have fun on the run....


I wish I was a toaster......a brave little toaster....

[Kekki]

Granted but someone put a fork in you and you died.


I wish I could throw bolder with no pain or sidaffect

[Keiko]

You wrecked your house with it. gg

I wish I had ESP ;P

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Have fun with your brain tumor.

I wish I could fly.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, too bad no one installed air breaks.....send me a post card from pluto.


I wish I had a soda fountian in my room that never ran out.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Unfortunately, all it has is diet coke.

I wish I lived in Japan.

[RedLight]

Granted. I cant mess up this wish Japan is awsome.

I wish ninjas were real

[Komos]

And then they kill you first.

I wish that George Bush had never been elected.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Now al gore made it mandatory to go green, punishable by enjailment if you fight it.

I wish I had a flying car.

[RedLight]

Granted. the world is 10% better.

I wish something random happend but nothing about getting killed

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. you trip walking down some random stairs and break your hip.

I wish I was the king of the hill.

[RedLight]

Granted. But watch out for komos trying to take your hill.

I wish my hip healed

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now your sterile.

I wish my hill had the defenses to fend off komos.

[Komos]

Failed. You can't defend against me.

I wish I wasn't king of the hill. It gets boring pwning so much

[RedLight]

Granted. you gave back your hill to sephiroth352.

I wish I was a ghost

[Sephiroth352]

Granted.

I wish I was pardened for killing redlight.

[Komos]

Granted, But now you walk in on your parents having sex.

I wish I WAS the hill. And Only chicks could be on top of me =D

[RedLight]

Granted. But wheres your penis?

I wish a hill was made of chocolate mmmmmm.

[Komos]

Granted. Now your on top of alot of black people.

I wish that Women would love me ><

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but its only black, AIDS infested women who are attracted to you.

I wish I could lose my verginity with a girl, and without any adverse side affects.

[RedLight]

Granted. But when you turn on the lights she was ugly.

I wish afro turfs existed

[Komos]

They do

I wish I had lesbian do a 'show' for me

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but she is everything in a woman you don't like.

i wish I could have as much sex with that ugly chick without any commitment.

[RedLight]

Granted. but she turns psycho knowing that you wont commit with her.

I wish that I wished for something sweet and juicy

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Hope you enjoy your cockmeat sandwich.

I wish my ugly girl wasn't psycho anymore, and we got married.

[RedLight]

lol ewwww

Granted. She finally came thru to her senses and loves you for eternity.

I wish I was not dead

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but your now suffocating in a coffin.

I wish I could have a pet dragon, that would obey my every command, and not try to kill and/or maim me.

[RedLight]

Granted. Dragons rock

I wish I had a coke bottle coffin(One does exist in real life)

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but the coffin breaks under the pressure of the earth all around it and you are now suffocating on dirt.


I wish I had a life.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. You are now a famous dog stylist.

I wish I was korean.

[Kekki]

Granted ,but you still have no KSSN

I wish I was a virgin still....

[Keiko]

You lose your...erm...as well. So you can't screw/be screwed. If y'know what I mean.

I wish I'd stop sneezing X(

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, unfortunatly your sneezing was keeping your heart going so you drop dead....


I wish I was a fuzzy wuzzy teddy bear.

[Kekki]

Granted and A fat kid drools o you and then sits on you and ends up eating you....


I wish I still had not ate my brothers last cookie o.o Yikes!

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now he ate it, and is now twice as fat for no reason.

i wish I had a KSSN.

[Komos]

Granted, but you get arrested, thrown into prison, and raped by a man named Shelly

I wish I didn't have allergies. Or Aids. Or any disease or anything detrimental to my health.

[Kekki]

Granted ,but you have no life, Live with your parents your entire life,and have no girlfriend or friends. gratzs Mr.Nolife



I wish Kennedy never got shot.

[RedLight]

Granted. now get on with your life.

I wish someone gave me a wish cuz I cant think of one

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. You now have a third eye that does nothing at all.

I wish I legally had a KSSN, and nothing bad happened to me before or after I got it.

[Sieg121]

Granted, however, when you went to go use it, someone shot you...in the head, then you died.

I wish my previous wish was corrupted.

[RedLight]

Granted. Wish corruption sucessful.

I wish my third eye was gone.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but now you have a horrible, irreversible scar on your forehead.

I wish I was alive, playing gem fighter with my KSSn, pwning noobz.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, your alive and pwning the practice dummy unfortunatly you can't hit any real players because the lag is so bad.


I wish I had some skittles.

[RedLight]

Granted. Taste the rainbow.

I wish that scar on my forehead from when my third eye removal was gone.

[Kekki]

Granted ,but your scar was life source of all life and so everyone died...Including you....


I wish that I had a minbat account and gem fighter account all legally. AND it was the best connection ever so no lag.

[Sephiroth352]

Not Granted, because they are mine.

I wish I was a samurai.

[Kekki]

Granted ,but your back in Mid evil Japan so you get killed at war...


I wish I had my OWN minbat and Gen fighter account and they were legal and the connection was awesome.

[RedLight]

Granted. Have fun.

I wish I was at korea the good side not the bad side

[Kekki]

witch is the good side? but Granted


I wish I was a person who could make 10 carats a RF battle.

[RedLight]

Granted. But y would you only make 10 carats?

I wish I had a vine of grapes

[Kekki]

Granted, but they were not fresh and they had fermented wine in them you got drunk and died...


I wish I could make 100,000 Astros per RF game.

[RedLight]

Granted.

I wish I had the same wish as the one above this post

[Kekki]

Granted...WE'RE RICH...


I wish I could have all the items and exos and scrolls from gem to my plain RF account and it was all legal...

[Sephiroth352]

Granted.

I wish for the same as the wish above me.

[Kekki]

Granted...WE OWN...

I wish that I had every holiday iteam EVER...

[Sephiroth352]

Super Granted.

I wish I had a horse.

[RedLight]

Granted. Your horse is battle ready for some reason

I wish I had the same as above this post

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. Yours is more hooked up then mine though....

I wish there was a purpose for our battle ready horses.

[Kekki]

Granted...wow you own now in RF


I wish I had a real battle ready horse and and RF hourse that made me run 5x as fast and it's rams are unblockable

[Sephiroth352]

Granted.

I wish I had what the wish above mine wished for.

[ZombieBreath]

Not Granted.



I wish I had a CheeseBurger.

[Sephiroth352]

NOT Granted.

I wish my last wish was granted.

[ZombieBreath]

never.


I want a pretty pink pony with wibbons in its hair.

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but i override you and grant mine as well.

I wish i had a samurai sword.

[RedLight]

Granted. whats your plan now?

I wish i had the same wish as above

[Sephiroth352]

granted, but I ask you the same thing.

I wish all high tech weapons were replaced with swords, so mine had a purpose.

[RedLight]

Granted. But since everythings a sword what now?

I wish I had a battle ready sword(Sephiroths masamune sword)

[Shoe]

Granted, but it's too heavy for you to lift

I wish my hair would never get dirty

( hey guys guess I'll join in XD )

[Sephiroth352]

Granted.

i wish I had sephiroths masamune, and could wield it.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, you can hold it but the first time you go to swing it you over compensate and break your back.


I wish I had Fuzzy Bunny Slippers.

[Kekki]

Not Granted because there are MINE.....


I wish that I had a Battle ready katana that I can weild and won't injure me or anyone I love and is like excaliber and came to me ect ect.....Oh and it shoots Lighting and Fire.

[Keiko]

It's stuck in its sheath. Good luck getting it out.

I wish I had a bagel.

[ZombieBreath]

Granted, but all the toasters within a 5 mile radius are broken theres no cream cheese in any of the local stores and its an onion bagel.....ew


I wish My belogna had a first name.......

[Sephiroth352]

Granted, but its cletus.

I wish my back was fixed, and I never overcompensated again, nor did I make any mistakes.

[RedLight]

granted.

I wish sephiroths masamune was stuck in the ground

[Kekki]

Granted 100%


I wish My logo was Copywriten..

[RedLight]

Granted 100% Anyone who tries to take your logo will die by your hand muahahha.

I wish I had the same as above

[Kekki]

Granted...BETTER NOT COPY MINE....

I wish I had 100000000 Gem astros thingys you know the coins

[RedLight]

granted. you bought everything but dont understand anyone talking to you.

I wish I wasnt Short =(

[Kekki]

Granted..but you're still not as tall as me...=D

I wish I knew and underrstood Korean and Japanesse

[Sephiroth352]

granted.

i wish the same thing.

[RedLight]

Granted. people were stunned to see that you spoke better japanese than they did haha.

I wish i was as tall as kekki

[Sephiroth352]

Granted.

I wish I could teleport.

[Kekki]

Granted...


I wish I was again taller that Red.....And the same as above

[Sephiroth352]

Granted. you are now a foot taller than red.

I wish I was as tall as red.